Ashlee. I'm 20 and I'm still figuring myself out.

 

captivesam:

CAS IS ALL LIKE ‘LOOK AT ME DOING THE HUMAN’ AND ‘WOW IM ALSO DOING THE UNDERCOVER HUMAN’ ‘IM SO PROFESSIONAL LOOK LOOK I CALLED YOU AGENT EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THAT YOURE SAM. SAM WINCHESTER LOOK AT ME DO THE ACTING WOW

(Source: ohmysupernatural)

teacher: i’m gonna-

me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

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phaningaround:

wholetjackdrive:

"your bra strap is showing"

"you look shitty today"

"you’re gonna be fat if you keep eating like that"

god bless fall out boy.

(Source: wholetjackdrive)

charlottedsweb:

dragonmoose:

smalltownsylveon:

sherlockdc:

HNG.

He went from Andrew Scott to Moriarty in .5 seconds.

YOU CAN PHYSICALLY SEE HIS EYES LIGHT UP WITH THE CRAZY

YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT.

(Source: andrewmoirarty)